Hello Insomnia My Old Friend, You've Come to F with me Again

I couldn't sleep last night and as a result, I came up with the following song parody set to the tune of "The Sound of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel. 

The Scourge of Insomnia

Hello insomnia, my old friend

You've come to F with me again

I'm awake though I should be sleeping

And these random thoughts they keep creeping

And my worries, they play over again in my mind, I'm in a bind. 

because of the scourge of insomnia. 

I regret all the sweets that I ate 

I should have left them on that plate

Why must my willpower fail me now?

I'll cut out sugar once more I vow 

Those extra pounds that I've packed on will be gone, right now I yawn

Just no. The scourge of insomnia.

Why haven't we saved up for college?

Will Holly have the right knowledge

To get into a great state school

Will she work or be a lazy fool?

I should finish that parenting book I started, then quickly parted

Oh crap again. The scourge of insomnia.

Will I live to at least 92?

Or die sooner from a deadly flu?

Why is our country so torn apart?

From violence, hatred, and a cold, black heart

Will our next president be a one time reality star? We've fallen far. 

I hate you, the scourge of insomnia.